Natra you sulky, girdle wearing tart
Take the critisiscm like the man you wish you were. If you organise a rideout and make it public - you should expect a bit of flack if you don't turn up.
If you're there and NOBODY turns up - THEN you can become all self righteous and have a pop at all those who didn't (instead of getting all jessie and defensive).
I turned up with 17 guys from Scotland, 43 from the West mids, 4 from Cornwall .... and a couple who had flown in from Spain especially for your ride out. I needed a quick excuse (to defend your total ineptitude) and the first thing I could think of was that your Saturday night gay sex session had left your bottom a little too sore to ride.
Due to my quick thinking, everybody laughed ...... and your reputation was saved.
No .... don't thank me - that's what friends are for.
See you after Biketoberfest, (hopefully your arse will be better).
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