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BingoDakota
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Was coming home the other night and a nutter thought I was driving too slow, so he drove less than a foot behind my tail light along some windy roads in the frucking rain. Country roads, very narrow, cant stop or pull over (big ditches either side of road). Coming to the top of a hill I have no option but to try to slow down and... SMASH. Crunch. Tinkle tinkle.
I should start charging people; my butt must be extraordinarily attractive to other arseholes.
I should start charging people; my butt must be extraordinarily attractive to other arseholes.