Re: Bellshill choppers kf.
the only person ever to enter that trap door has never been the same since, oor big mate the Commandar. Myself and Dan have been asked to view the inspection pit but we were strong and declined
Now you will find oor Commander sitting oot very late at night just wi a wee fire going staring intae space for hours and hours at a time, he never speaks of his experience in Michaels inspection pit even when he is bloottered. All he will say its an Alien place. So the moral of the story is dont go entering Michaels inspection pit :tongue:
aye Cha I'm the only wan tae huv entered.....the....trap door....."iinspection pit" here is a photie of when it wis discovered..
efter the guy in the digger hid scraped aff the top soil during the construction of BHC..
Michael thought it wid make a rer inspection pit, but the brickies buildin the foundation walls said NAW MATE fuk that it's naw natural an pit a cover over it. I'll let yi intae a secret:wink: it's an alien sylo build 573 years ago tae house their photon colliders, big frank telt me,....who's big frank yi ask .....well....
when yi go doon the sters yi go intae a big hallway an there's two tunnels, there's nae signs or feck awe yi just hiv tae take yir chance. I took the right hon side
luckely there wis lotsa light tae see where I wis going and as I turn roon a bend I bumped intae this fecker he said his name wis pomrabinuf, but his earth name wis Frank..
hE asked whit the fuk I wis dain in the sylo (he had a voice communicator translation transmitter/reciever) I telt him I wis just in fur a gander so he said come wae me......:wink: next thing awe I see is awe these lights....like far out man sort of lights
I shouted whit the feck is goin on and he said it's awe right we're down loadin sky charts and the awe the information governing the theory of relativity fur time travel intae yir heed, you picked the correct tunnel.... I screamed is it safe ya basturd and he said aye, mae worries ma man we done the same thing a wheena years ago tae an old cant called albert... but he wis aff his heed..
next thing ..I see a bright flash
and wake up. Frank asked if i wanted tae see the operations room up the tunnel a bit, ther's a big table an a guy layin on it, frank says it wis wis a human wae bawbag tatooed on his foreheed he wis fae doon south they though danced a bit like a twat..and felt he needed help they reconed it wis tae dae wae the white jaykit he wis wearin so they decided tae try removn it...it was on so tight they had tae put him under sedation an cut it aff wae lazers, but cut the tap of his knob aff accidentily :tongue:
he kept muttering bute...bute....nawthenoo......nawthenoo...count down...count down.....so they hiv pit an implant in his heed tae stop it...
then frank led me oot the pit. oh we still keep in touch now and again.
as fur the the other tunnel...Well thats just a bluff... it leads tae the bus stop oot side Asda....
gled I never took that route cause the bus is on tap of the trap door it widve knocked ma heed aff. it's naw actually a bus it's a sornum evaporation transporter that transports auld folk tae work in the iron foundrys on Io one of Jupiter moons. it kin take up tae 52 at a time. 1 month on 1 month aff are the shifts... the auld yin on the bus is in fura fukin shock she thinks she's goin intae glesga fura bit of shoppin'.:wink: notice how the "bus" has nae destination on the tap windy and the "driver is pokin his heed behind his ear" whit he's actually dain is switchin on his communicator/translator tae say "wher's yir pass missis". :wink:
