Bellshill choppers kf.

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michael said:
problem is only wan customer lately, an that's julies car:A:....if it goes on like this BCC will go oot the gemme!
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if this shite weathers keeps up ill nip up and use yer garage tae change ma rear disc and put maws seat on, and if its still pishing il get kenny tae pick me up in yon bus fukin thing and hyper transport me an the sikkel intae the garege naw tae upset oor juliesan,:wink:
 
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Guys Ave fun a hidden doorway on the left hon side on level 6, aboot 2 mile doon fae the photon room. an ave also fun a map under a sheeta titrombulum waver (need tae work oot how that got there,) ave naw see titrombulum sheetin except on Upsilon Andromedae, anyway it appears there's a fekin 6x3 hatch 7.3 miles in.:wink:
It look promisin ...i...think...it...might...lead....tae................THE INSPECTION PIT.....so I might be a few weeks before I report back anat, :wink: :D. ave got ma camera, tin o cafe' creame, lighter, a bottle a tizer and 2 kikat biscuits so shood be awe right..:wink: :439:
ma helmet wul be transmittin photies on 1680 MHZ, plus or minus 2 MHz. every 3 weeks fae themorra :smile:

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update...been going fur 2 days noo (7 days in relative terms :wink:)an we've fun this door, gonny open it in a wee while wance a hiv a rest. :D big Cha's pucklled oot an his ears ur rid hot as if sombudy's talkin aboot him...me anawe come tae think of it..
funny smell comin fae wana two o they bolts, it's like rottin mellon. gonny switch the helmet cam tae auto anawe tae.... hod on.:wink:
 
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:D Dinnae dig too deep for too long Kenny we got a European trip on the near horizon:wink:
 
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Aye Kenny, watch oot. Looks like some big creature has crapped on the flair.
 
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update...doors open an FFS it's another double bifter left or right..so Me and big Cha take the right hon wan..
 
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WTF is awe this.......switchin bio-suit and drumfin tae auto...FFS... :9399D3F58B324EE1B68 ....tryin tae get big Cha tae run like fuk anaw... :60277EB7B04744289C0
 
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This is an auto response tae a malfunction in bio-suit for big Cha....helmet cam on auto....
calculating transfer time.....fukin ages....or 1 day.
 
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This is an auto response tae a malfunction in bio-suit for Cmdr Zero.....
calculting data transfer.....



Auto cam..capture No 2...wating on download....



Auto cam..capture No 3...wating on download....



Speech to text...o.k.
oxygen level...nominal.
data coms via spilom...O.k.
bio-suit intrusion detected...
remedial action taken...
Zero sedated.
heart rate 24bpm..

 
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Auto capture No-1 ....
helmet cam big Cha Mcg....




Auto capture No-2



Battery low..switching to solar charge....
all systems nominal....
hydrogan solphid detected! action taken.
suit intrusion detected ! Action taken..
Helmet cam auto capture No-3


Danger...!! bio-suits suits 1 and 2, entering emergency support mode...putting organic entitys into hibernation....entering cryogenetic state...defence mechanisms activated.
 
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Gypsy said:
Fnekin mad but funny :wink:
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What do you mean funny?
These guys are in real trubble an you're laughin? :D You should be askin how you can help! :character00231: :character0027: :character00218:
 
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Commanda, ma fecking bio suit sprung a leak so am getting the bus tae Asda fer a new wan.......whit colour dae i get.....:D
 
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